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Re: English jokes

Postautor: vanity » 15 gru 2007, 18:52

ekstra, aż sobie skopiowałam :D

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: Adi » 22 sty 2008, 1:26

A Big Decision

A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and announced, 'Daddy, I'd like to get married.'
His father replied hesitantly, 'Sure, son, do you have anyone special in mind?'
Yes,' answered the boy. 'I want to marry Grandma.'
Now, wait a minute,' said his father. 'You don't think I'd let you get married with my mother, do you?'
Why not?' the boy asked. 'You married mine.'


Gray Hairs

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, "Mom, how come all of grandma's
hairs are white?"

Three Rooms In Hell

A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you want to spend eternity in". The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony. The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains. The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees many people sitting around, up to their waists in garbage, drinking cups of tea. The man decides instantly which room he is going to spend eternity in and chooses the last room. He goes into the third room, picks up his cup of tea and the Devil walks back in saying "Ok, guys, tea break's over, back on your heads!"

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: Ewa_P » 22 sty 2008, 21:59

Adi pisze:"Ok, guys, tea break's over, back on your heads!"


:lol3: Znałam to w polskiej wersji - rzecz się działa w kanałach z... hmm "płynnymi odpadami" :ha: a panowie palili papieroski zanurzeni po pas, ale końcówka brzmiała "koniec przerwy panowie, zanurzamy się" :wink2:

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: [email protected] » 06 lut 2008, 16:49

Found on the Internet:

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

:d

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: Estratos » 17 lut 2008, 18:47

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: XfunnyXgirlXdee » 29 gru 2010, 0:47

What kind of cheese is made backwards?
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Re: English jokes

Postautor: Matiz99 » 29 gru 2010, 15:32

XfunnyXgirlXdee pisze:What kind of cheese is made backwards?
:d

So? :PP

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: XfunnyXgirlXdee » 29 gru 2010, 15:44

U don't get it
Is Edam ;p Just have 2 read made backward

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Re: English jokes

Postautor: Ceucal » 26 lut 2012, 16:08

Very funny and interesting english jokes. Can you share some women jokes in english? I am interested in women jokes and want to know women jokes in English. Please share some women jokes in English.


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